If your plumbing sticks out, use the door marked "Men" otherwise use the one marked "Women.” If you are upset by either of these options, then hold it until you get home. OK, problem solved.

Now the politicians can go back to sleep and either save us a lot of wasted time and energy or build enough brain cells to handle a more complex problem like: Should Congress endorse the sixth commandment as written in the Bible, thou shalt not kill, and enforce the Fourteenth Amendment guaranteeing equal rights for women, or admit a discrepancy in the First Amendment that allows protection of believers in Sharia Law. You can't do both and ignoring it will get Americans killed.

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Bill Wohlford