The kitchen remodel, according to Einstein, the hungry dog

The kitchen remodel, according to Einstein, the hungry dog

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Einstein
Einstein, the hungry cocker spaniel.

Hello, everyone, I'm Einstein, Stephanie De Pasquale's cocker spaniel. Sophia had so much fun taking over the Home Rookies blog earlier this winter that I'm giving it a try. There are two other dogs in the house that might get a turn, too.

I'm actually here to complain. I haven't been allowed in the kitchen for seven weeks now. The banishment means I've been separated from my favorite thing in the whole wide world: food. I'm wasting away. Can't you tell from the photo?

OK, maybe I still have quite a bit of junk in my trunk. I may even be considered "overweight." But my quality of life has seriously decreased since they began the kitchen remodel. They both spend hours at a time in the kitchen without giving me anything to eat. They know I'd really appreciate a treat because I bark and whine the entire time they're in the kitchen. But I just sit there, wasting away.

Last weekend they finally threw me a bone, figuratively. But if one of you could ask Stephanie to give me a real bone, I'd be mighty grateful. They moved the refrigerator into the dining room. As you can see in the photo, I laid down in front of it so I wouldn't miss any chance to get food.

They also moved my dog food containers into Stephanie's sewing room. Now, I'm usually a pretty easy-going guy. I allowed Kay Luna's daughter, Babycakes, to play dress-up with me, call me a girl and use my previously well-fed stomach as a pillow. But when Stephanie let me in the sewing room, I wanted that food all to myself. I wouldn't let any of the other dogs come near the containers. Can you blame me after I've been kept away from it for one entire dog-year?

But Stephanie didn't like my refusal to share and moved my precious food back into the kitchen. So now I'm starving again. Or at least I think I am.

 

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